I know what you're thinking reader, oh yes I do. Something vicious and outlandish perhaps? Or possibly something subtle, maybe a heartfelt " Who the fuck would wanna look like you, Blind Melon?!" Yes it's true, we mock what we do not understand.
Every now and then I get a fan mail filled with kudos for a job well done, someone who appreciates all I do for you ungrateful bitches. Straight from the Melon mailbox, here's one from a young man who decided to go out for Halloween as his favorite Second Life super hero.....me!
I know, the resemblance, it's downright fucking scary, right?!
I believe it was me who once was quoted as saying, "Exploitation is truly the highest form of flattery." Which oddly enough, is a perfect segue into my next post....Exploiting The Shameless.